The awkward moment were Kate's ring almost didn't go on
I don't think I've ever held my breath for so long
When I die, I'll come back to April 29th, a day, which was pretty much perfection
I got to watch Kate's Grace Kelly-esque dress, get my face painted, have a wisp of my hair on OK! TV, eat cake until I was pretty much sick, and spend it all with my closest friends.
My family have just burst into my room with a flaming cake, and I mean flaming, in a room filled with paper
So I guess that fire hazard indicates that it might be my birthday
The cheeky bugger sneaks up on me every year
So I guess I'll pop on my princess dress and my new plastic looking legs and head on up to Shoreditch