my dino ate my face

te he, I spent the whole day just speaking french and being filmed eating chocolate bunnies. 

My mum bought a ping pong net 

so now I'm a master

at smashing light fitting and chucking pingpong bats at walls. 

And I learnt several things today

One. Phone your Grandma before you visit. She may be naked. And you may be scarred

Two. Epidurals make everything better, and too much air and gas, causes you to be completely off your face

Three. I will never ever drink again. Beause it causes dementia. And then you scar your grandchildren

Four. Giles ss10 rtw has caputered my heart

For ever and ever

dinos for satchels? What a beautiful monstrosity. I could put my lipstick in their tummies! And let my lunch be digested by their little cotton enzymes, te he

Its like my world finally makes sence! 

She's like a pastel pink space cadet. And I love space cadets.

Like Spock, but he's not really a cadet, more like a holy master of all things glorious and is condemded to being badly replicated by Robbie Ray Stewart.

hoopla! hoopla!

Okay usually, I hate 'a little bit of flesh' but here, I feel like tearing up all my clothes just to try and get that silhoette! Its so damn beautiful.

And never before would I say that I would very much like a spider the crawl its way along my neck line, or wander its way through the tuelle.

that's what she said

OMGMGSOMSGSOMGosh!

okay Office Spoilers 

PB + J = Very Very Cute Baby!

Never before did I think I would stay up a whole night just to find out the name of a fictious baby

I love 'The Office' way too much.

Yep I cried at their wedding. Y'all have to watch it!

I so so so badly want this Ashish sequined top. It's like finding nemo mixed mixed in with the beach boys! 

For only like, £405, yeh cause I have that much money! Especially after my parents stopped my allowence. 

meh meh

To all residents fo the British Isles, check out '5 days' on BBC iplayer. Of course not for the faint hearted, but it is such a beatifully exuctued drama, one of Britian's finest

Only 5 epsiodes, and I heartily recomenned all of them. Go on watch em, I garanty that you'll be hooked in 10 minutes.

xox Eve-Rei

your comments are all like little blessed sequined stars falling from up above. te he delightful