I have offically lived 19.2% of my life and will die when I am 80

It's true, my dad told me so

He also told my brother that he would die when he was 75 in the same year as me

To which my brother started to cry.

And simply said 

'I know why'

And sulked off, motioning a cigarette to his lips

And such is the life of the Archer family on easter Sunday.

Okay so apart from being told I will die in 24,583 days my life is pretty damn fantastic

do you know why?

Because my sisters presence will be leaving our household tomorrow

to go to Boston

leaving me with 8 blissful days of silence. 

only 25 hours left

Hellz YEAH.

so to celebrate I painted my nails

badly

See it's the American Flag. In a nail polish form

I love holidays

especially when your feet are attached to a pair of the most beautiful shoes in the world

presenting

THE CLOGS

Oh My Gosh THEY ARE FANTASTIC

and have literally not left my feet. I did actually sleep in them yesterday

te he

see there they are on my feet. Glowing with awesomeness

That was my outfit to GK's 16th. 

I was a Seadragon

Well actually a seadragon who's bestriend is a seahorse, who's husband is preganant.

But just saying a Seadragon is less of a mouthful.

I made my outfit too, and I litearally put my blood sweat and tears into it.

Well I burnt my fingers and sewed into them a few times

Put on my deoderant whilst I was in the dress so it went all over the place 

And then shoved my finger in my eye and cryed all over it.

fun

Actually it was very, very fun

Amazing actually.

So to continue the high I was on, I decided to go up to Brick Lane to go to the American Apperal Rummage Sale.

But some idiots decided that they didn't  like to queue anymore.

God Sake, we're in bloody England! Queueing is the only thing we're actually good at!

So I go up there, get soaked and then find out its shut.

Big Frickin' Pigs!

But thankfully all the other shops were having their price reductions and sample sales, so I got to run from shop to shop looking at all the vinatge goodies.

And I found in Traffic People they were having a 3 for £20 sale on everything. 

So I perchased these lovelies

Oo Oo For anyone who wants to ask me any questions, I now have a formspring account 

go on ask me anything, it could be the most randomest of questions like, how do you cut your sandwiches, or have you ever seen a floating skull

well maybe not the last one, it would lead to the explanation of a very strange story

te he tummy tums

xox Eve-Rei

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